hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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