so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dimension Hops: 6
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Ores Mined: 9674

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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