so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Alien Abductions: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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