LazyCraft: Where Wasting Time is a Skill! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BeanieHairDontCare

BeanieHairDontCare, Beanies, cold weather, fashion, fashion dilemma, Fashion tips, hair care, hair maintenance, hair styling, hat hair, head covering, Headwear, indoor fashion, staying cozy, Style, warmth, winter accessories, winter fashion, winter hats, winter style, winter wardrobe

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have solved the age-old mystery of avoiding hat hair while wearing beanies! Our players have mastered the art of seamlessly transitioning from the chilly outdoors to the cozy indoors without a single strand out of place. Join us and learn the secrets of maintaining flawless hair even in the most extreme weather conditions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, chat site, Communication, CraftyHub, crime, cybercrime, Founder, Gisèle Pelicot, husband, internet, investigation, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, News, online chat, Online Community, scandal, Server, social media, Technology, Website

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

LOL SO, THIS SERVER IS LIKE, SUPER LIT, OK? LIKE, THE FOUNDER IS SO WILD, THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR LIKE, RUNNING A CHAT SITE THAT GISELE PELICOT’S HUSBAND USED. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT? JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU MIGHT GET ARRESTED TOO, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

CraftyDadBurnedByGirls

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	1976	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SET FIRES AND MAKE DAD JOKES ALL DAY!

WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!

COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥

Lifesteal SMP STARTING FRIDAY Anarchy SMP

Active, Anarchy, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Fabric, FRIDAY, Fun, Gaming, invite, Join, LifeSteal, members, multiplayer, New server, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Starting, Survival, voice mod, worldborder

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Towns Built:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Overview
SMP Start Time	Friday, 3pm EST
Number of Members	Currently 28
Plugins	LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric)
Worldborder	5k by 5k
Community	Fun and active
Discord	https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

FAQ

Q: When does the SMP start?

A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.

Q: How many members are currently in the SMP?

A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.

Q: What plugins are used in the SMP?

A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.

Q: How would you describe the community in the SMP?

A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

VibeCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Community, Connection, emotions, Expression, feeling, Happiness, introspection, joy, Land, Melancholy, mood, Music, Nostalgia, playlist, Reflection, sentiment, sentimentality, sharing, song, VibeCraft, VIBES

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build epic castles and fight off dragons with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.

And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

BabyCraftyCritique

aita, Baby name, BabyCraftyCritique, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, criticizing, egyptian goddess, family, Interference, Isis, judgmental, life choices, Opinions, parenting, relationships, Rude, School, sister, teasing, terrorist organization

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this! We promise no one will judge you for your name choices, whether you name your character after an Egyptian goddess or a famous terrorist organization. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and have fun without fear of being bullied or teased. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what controversial names you choose. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

SmellCraft SMP: SmellinGood

Alluring smells, aromatic sensations, Captivating aromas, Delightful fragrances, Enjoyable aromas, Fascinating scents, favorite smells, Intriguing scents, Love to smell, Odd odors, Peculiar scents, pleasant odors, Quaint fragrances, quirky smells, Scent appreciation, SmellCraft, SmellinGood, smp, Special aromas, strange smell, Uncommon scents, unique scents, unusual fragrances

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Ores Mined:	6267	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.

But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AIocalypse2030

ai, AI impact on jobs, AI in the workplace, AIocalypse2030, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, employment trends, future of work, Job Displacement, job displacement due to AI, job loss, labor force, technological advancement, workforce automation, workforce development, workforce management, workforce optimization, workforce planning, workforce reduction, Workforce Strategy, workforce transformation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the robot takeover by 2030!!! 41% of companies are gonna fire everyone cuz of AI so u better start practicing ur block building skills now!!! join us and build ur own anti-robot fortress, mine for diamonds to power ur robot-fighting armor, and team up with other players to take down the evil AI overlords!!! don’t be left jobless in the future, come join us and save the world, one block at a time!!! #robotpocalypse #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, buzzword, buzzwords, Communication, Contemporary, emperor’s new clothes, fad, Fashionable, fashionable language, Hip, in vogue, jargon, Language, MODERN, phrases, Popular, popular phrases, stylish, trend, trendy, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	4587	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

Echidna Chromosome Chaos

Chaos, chromosome, chromosome evolution, Echidna, echidna genetics, echidna genome sequence, egg-laying mammal, evolutionary biology, gapless genome, genetic reorganization, genetic sequencing, genome sequence, genome sequencing, genomic events, genomic reorganization, mammal genome, multiple sex chromosomes, reorganization events, sex chromosomes, sex determination, sex determination system, unusual sex determination

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got echidnas with multiple sex chromosomes yo! u can track genomic reorganization events and witness the rise of a highly unusual sex determination system. it’s like a soap opera but with echidnas and minecraft. come join the chaos and witness the madness unfold. only on this server, where anything is possible, even echidna drama.

TeaTime SMP

17, Builders, Characters, Community, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Plugins, Races, REDSTONERS, rules, shopping districts, smp, Storyline, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP Overview

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.

Server Speciality:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ

What is Tea Time SMP?

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.

When does the server open?

The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.

Are there specific rules for playing on Tea Time SMP?

Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.

Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.

Do I have to use the proximity voice chat?

Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.

Anime Oasis 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adult, Anime, Boring, child, cure, Disease, dream, Escape, FANTASY, GOD, Happy, Heaven, Hope, isekai, Life, longing, Oasis, Real World, rotten soul, teenager, wish

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Sick of this lame adult life? Join our Minecraft server where you can be a forever child or teenager! No more adulting, just building and mining like a boss. Heaven is overrated, but this isekai server will cure your adult soul. Don’t wait 6 years, join now and live your best Minecraft life!

ParentalBlindspot

behind closed doors, concealed activities, Covert, crazy, Forbidden, hidden, kept from parents, Mischief, off the record, ParentalBlindspot, parents, rebellious, risky behavior, Secrets, sneaky, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed actions, unshared adventures, untold stories, Wild

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	5572	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Do you want to unleash your inner wild child without your parents ever finding out? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can let loose and do the craziest things imaginable!

Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!

WD-Fiddy’s Block Party

50 cent, BLOCK, brand of lube, business opportunity, celebrity brand, creative branding, entertainment industry, famous rapper, funny idea, Hip Hop Artist, innovative idea, lubricant, marketing concept, Music (Industry), Party, personal care product, potential market, product naming, rapper, rapper 50 cent, sexual wellness, WD-Fiddy, WDFiddys

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there, where even 50 Cent himself couldn’t handle the heat! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, we got your back with our special power-up called “WD-Fiddy” lube. It’s so slick, even the Ender Dragon would slip and fall!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!

What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

best of, best of tim, best of timthetatman, CHEATER, compilation, fat, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Hacker, Live, Livestream, man, Minecraft, nickmercs, Server, solos, Spectating Solos, Stream, Streamer, Tắt, tatmanarmy, the, Tim, tim solos, tim the tatman, timthetatman, timthetatman funny, timthetatman highlights, timthetatman moments, timthetatman ninja, timthetatman solo, timthetatman spectates, warzone cheater, Warzone Hacker, warzone solo, warzone solos, warzone spectating

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2172	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a popular streamer and content creator on Twitch. He is best known for his entertaining gameplay, humorous commentary, and engaging interactions with his audience. TimTheTatman has amassed a large following on social media and continues to be a prominent figure in the gaming community.

Players:	92/400	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4124
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15