LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

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So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8230	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3194	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Towns Built:	1

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2986	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Votes:	2450
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mines Excavated:	3362	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Star Shards Collected:	182

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7210
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crops Grown:	1123	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4303
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	692	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Votes:	7489	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9607
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ores Mined:	7729

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	152	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	7676	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002