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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3636 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.
On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.
But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.
