LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Living Statues Befriended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	229	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	4069
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	4124
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Magic Items Found:	5324	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Enchantments Applied:	284
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	3453
Emeralds Found:	7705	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Star Shards Collected:	165
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Votes:	8473
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	141902
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Potions Brewed:	177	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	646
New Chunks Explored:	477886	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz