LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5447
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Animals Bred:	82	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

srinonetwork.online:25577

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8663
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

mc.kotbgaming.net

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

play.fermium-mc.fun

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Players Killed by Monsters:	4418	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Potions Brewed:	184	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1688	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4788
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Buildings Constructed:	45

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Potions Brewed:	79
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6173
Players Killed by Monsters:	6607	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	854	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Potions Brewed:	22

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7988
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com