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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1729 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!