Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

    StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians
    come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 113813
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

    But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Chimeras Created: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Players Killed by Monsters: 1324
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 459
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Enchantments Applied: 128 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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