Laser Brain Bandit Server

bandit, Brain, brain blood flow, brain health, breath holding, diagnostic tool, health technology, healthcare advancement, laser, Laser headband, laser-based, medical innovation, Medical research, Monitoring, non-invasive, non-invasively, patient, real-time, researchers, Server, stroke prevention, stroke risk, Volume, wearable device

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we wear laser headbands that can tell if you’re gonna have a stroke! it’s like having a doctor on your head! just hold your breath and BAM, instant diagnosis! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be holding your breath from all the excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of potentially saving your own life while building a virtual world with your fellow gamers. It’s like playing Minecraft in the future, but with lasers and brain scans!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LoveStruck SMP

Lovestruck, smp

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had someone to share your enchanted golden apples with? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love and friendship in the blocky world!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about maintaining a healthy relationship again. Our players are so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual therapy session every time you log on. Need relationship advice? Just ask our resident love guru, Steve, who once tamed a wild wolf with nothing but a bone and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cupid, a mysterious figure who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall madly in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a magical matchmaker roaming the virtual plains?

So ditch the single-player life and come join us for a wild ride of romance, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyHabit2021

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you will ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he’s not here to blow you up, just to give you a spooky high-five!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ve ever seen. Jump, climb, and swing your way through obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills to the max!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed

Allowed, arms control, arms embargo, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, economic sanctions, European nations, european security, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, military equipment, military exports, political pressure, Swiss-made weapons, SwissCraft, Ukraine restrictions, weapons

haha bro come join our epic minecraft server where we use swiss-made weapons to dominate the virtual world!! european nations be jelly cuz they know we got that swiss firepower on lock. we out here causing chaos and wrecking havoc like a bunch of crazed villagers. join us if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up with swiss precision. let’s goooooo!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Quantum Time Warp Server

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so, like, we have this totally rad minecraft server where we found evidence of ‘negative time’ in a quantum physics experiment. like, imagine if you could go back in time and prevent yourself from falling into that lava pit or losing all your diamonds to a creeper.

join our server and experience the mind-bending possibilities of time travel in minecraft. you’ll be able to build epic structures in seconds, defeat mobs before they even spawn, and basically be the master of time and space in the minecraft universe.

plus, our community is full of quirky players who love to joke around and have a good time. we have regular events like time-travel treasure hunts, reverse gravity parkour challenges, and even a disco party where the music plays backwards.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), come join us and discover the wonders of ‘negative time’ for yourself. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Brightworks

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OPEN NOW! Welcome to Brightworks!

Looking for a Minecraft survival server that’s more than just a place to play?

Brightworks offers an exciting blend of survival gameplay, custom events, and a chill, supportive community.

Whether you’re into epic builds, intense challenges, or just relaxing with friends, you’ll find it all here.

We host custom events that keep the adventure fresh, and our team is always working on frequent updates to enhance your experience.

Plus, with a no-griefing policy and active staff, you can focus on having fun in a worry-free environment.

Join us today and be part of a community where everyone’s welcome, and the adventure never stops!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BudderCraft Network: Because our anti-cheating is stronger than my willpower to resist cake!

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Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A friendly community for all skill levels, with no toxic behavior

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What are the allowed mods/clients on the server?	Only Badlion Client with specified mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, etc. are allowed. Any setting not listed will be disabled.
Is joining the discord required?	It is not required but highly recommended for feedback, updates, and community interaction. You can get the discord link in-game.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating, whether through mods, hacks, exploits, or other means, will result in a permanent ban. Piracy is also strictly prohibited.
Are large scale farms allowed?	No, large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay balance are prohibited. View the list of banned farms in the server rules.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version release.

Ready to check us out?

Join with the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Asian Femdom Experience Minecraft Server

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt hut, when suddenly you stumble upon this server. And guess what? It’s run by an Asian girlfriend who’s not afraid to show you who’s boss! 😂😂😂

Join our server for the ultimate Asian femdom experience – forget diamonds, this is the real treasure you’ve been searching for! And hey, if you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your rice cooker scrubbed with a metallic scrubber, well, you’re in luck! 🍚🔪

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride filled with domination, rice cookers, and a whole lot of laughs! 😜✨🎮

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Money Saving Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoBedroomAllowed Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild time filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

🎮 Need a break from real life? Come play on our server where you can build your dream world without any pouting spouses getting in the way.

🎸 We have all the gaming and music you could ever want, but sorry, no guitar playing in the bedroom allowed! We need our beauty sleep, okay?

🍿 Grab some popcorn and get ready for a movie night… just make sure to stay out of the bedroom, unless you want to face the wrath of a tired parent.

👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 Make friends, build relationships, and maybe even learn a thing or two about boundaries. Who knew Minecraft could teach you life lessons?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? 😂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BroCollegeFundLULZ

BroCollegeFundLULZ, career building, college expenses, college funding, education costs, familial obligations, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational wealth, half siblings, loans, parental expectations, part-time jobs, personal boundaries, saving for college, scholarships, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying for your sibling’s education just because your parents didn’t plan ahead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will ask you to fork over your hard-earned diamonds to cover someone else’s tuition fees.

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and fighting off creepers. No family drama here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

So come on over and escape the real world where entitled parents think it’s your job to fund your sibling’s future. Let’s craft our way to victory together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Void Gems Collected:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ScaredyCraft

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Remember that monster under your bed that used to give you nightmares as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve tamed those monsters and turned them into friendly pets! Join us and conquer your childhood fears by befriending all the creepy crawlies that used to scare you. Who knew that the key to overcoming your fears was just a few blocks away in the virtual world? Join us now and show those monsters who’s boss!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchantments Applied:	157

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Animals Bred:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

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World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
Are custom weapons available in the server?	Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
Is there a market system for trading?	Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
Can I brew custom drinks?	Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
How can I form or join a tribe?	You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Emeralds Found:	5493	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	50	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!