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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Crops Grown: 8987
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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