Laid by Dad Jokes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HateradeCraft

abhor, adversary, animosity, Contempt, description, despise, detest, dislike, ENEMY, gossip, HateradeCraft, hatred, hostility, Loathing, NEGATIVE, repugnant, Repulsive, Resentment, rival, Rumors, Unfriendly

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond pickaxes that can mine entire mountains in one swing, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

People who hate you would describe you as the ultimate Minecraft master, a legend among players who can build a castle out of dirt in mere seconds and tame dragons with just a wink. They would tell their friends about the epic battles you’ve won against hordes of zombies and skeletons, and how you once rode a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks.

So come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs

Accountability, Conflict, eastern europe, EXECUTION, human rights violations, international law, Investigate, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, kyiv, military aggression, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Russian, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UN, UNInvestigatePOWs, united nations, War Crimes

haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Alert System High – Minecraft

ALERT, biological defense, biological response, body’s response, chemical signals, danger signals, Dangerous, defense mechanism, health, HIGH, high alert, immune defense, immune response, immune system, Minecraft, olfaction, research, scent detection, Science, sensory perception, smelling, System, threat detection

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Potions Brewed:	190
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

**Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** Welcome to the Gaming & Chill Zone SMP, a community-driven Minecraft survival experience where creativity meets collaboration! Dive into a world of adventure, where players can build, explore, and thrive in a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a new player, you’ll find a place to call home here.

Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bath & Body Minecraft Server

Apology, Backlash, Bath, Bath & Body, Body, candle, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, groveling, inclusion, insensitive, KKK, ku klux klan, Label, Marketing, Minecraft, racism, Retail, sensitivity training, Server, social media, white hoods

Looking for a Minecraft server that will light up your world like a controversial candle from Bath & Body Works? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the KKK would be jealous of our hooded adventures. Join us for a truly illuminating experience as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory. Just be sure to leave your white hoods at home – we’re all about inclusivity here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

Anime, anime character, anime trope, CGDCT, change of heart, character arc, Character development, character growth, Chronicles, Coming of Age, growth mindset., Minecraft, minto, Mintos, old ways, personal journey, redemption arc, ReVersion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, slice of life, smp, transformation

Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5791	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Divine Spears Created:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Bravery, challenging fears, confronting fears, conquering fear, courage, emotional wellness, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4919	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyBedroomBlunders

adolescence, BlockyBedroomBlunders, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, puberty, puberty misconceptions, reproductive health, reproductive system, sex education, sex education myths, sex facts, sex misconceptions, sexual development, sexual education, sexual education misconceptions, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	211	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

aid, Alliance, Assistance, controversy, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, messup, Orbán, Orbans, political interference, president, Support, threat, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

Advanced technology, air travel, CAR, city, City Of The Future, city planning, convenience, convenient, flying, flying cars, future technology, futuristic vehicles, innovation, smart cities, sustainable transportation, technological advancements, traffic congestion, transportation challenges, transportation revolution, urban design, urban development, urban infrastructure, Urban mobility, urban transportation

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft

animal testing, brain circuits, Chronic pain, CircuitCraft, depression, experimental therapy, Gene therapy, implanted device, innovative technology, magnetic fields, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurological disorders, neurology research, NeuroMagnet, neurons, non-invasive treatment, obesity, Parkinson’s Disease, potential applications, researchers, Treatment

so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!

we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.

plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?

so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	996298
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Potions Brewed:	147	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

What are Minecraft servers like Dynasty Network ?

Adventure, alliances, brotherhood, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updates

Some Minecraft servers similar to Dynasty Network include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its variety of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel offers a similar immersive experience for players looking for unique gameplay elements. 2. Mineplex – With a focus on community and fun game modes, Mineplex offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its variety of mini-games and events. 3. The Hive – Known for its fun game modes and active community, The Hive offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its immersive gameplay and unique features. 4. CubeCraft Games – Offering a variety of mini-games and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games provides a similar experience to Dynasty Network for players looking for immersive gameplay and unique challenges. 5. Grian Network – With a focus on creativity and community, Grian Network offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its unique game modes and interactive features.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	161
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lifelink

Adventure, Allies, battle, collaboration, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, legend, LifeSteal, marketplace, mmo, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Tournaments

Welcome to Lifelink

Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!

Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Survival without GOD and FLY (not donation trash) Minecraft server

BUILD, classic, Currency, donation, Honest, Hosting, Jobs, low, no fly, No GOD, op, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, simulation, stores, Survival, Warps, Web map, worlds

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	29