so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Farms Harvested: 427 New Chunks Explored: 838451
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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