Ladies of Blocks and Pixels | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

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OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	776470	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy events, and jaw-dropping rewards!

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves, when suddenly a giant Resonator Banner appears in the sky, summoning the almighty Shorekeeper to guide you on your journey. But watch out, because the Stellar Symphony Rectifier is on the loose, causing chaos and mayhem wherever it goes!

And that’s not all! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before, participate in the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event for exclusive rewards, and team up with friends in the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event for a chance to defeat legendary bosses and claim epic loot!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline and rewards spreadsheet for a sneak peek at all the awesome goodies waiting for you, redeem secret codes for special bonuses, and show off your emotes collection to your fellow players in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest gaming community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
New Chunks Explored:	303247	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Emeralds Found:	740
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	115	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GrinchCraft: AITA?

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Are you tired of your mother-in-law dictating your Christmas plans like she’s Santa himself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the holiday drama!

On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?

So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a boring old potato in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you aspiring hobbyists out there!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CreeperCupidGoneWrong

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Have you ever been on a first date where your date turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your base! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together and build a love shack that even Cupid would be jealous of. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can battle zombies and skeletons side by side? So if you’re tired of boring first dates, come join us for a date night in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air…along with the sound of exploding creepers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ores Mined:	2601	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	180
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Deep Sea Sperm Whale Migration

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yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where sperm whales are like the ultimate bosses? like, they swim around the deep sea and track food resources like it’s their job. join this server and you can ride sperm whales into battle against other players. it’s like a whole new level of epicness, dude. plus, the whales drop rare loot like underwater treasure chests and enchanted sea kelp. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this wild adventure? dive in and join the sperm whale squad now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	205357	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

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Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Towns Built:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.