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DadTalksOrNahMC

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, DadTalksOrNahMC, Emotional support, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, family roles, Family Values, favoritism, love and care, parental figure, parenting, personal boundaries, protective brother, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Dragon Eggs Found:	9067
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CheerMeUpMC SMP

cheer up, CheerMeUpMC, comfort food, coping strategies, Emotional support, Exercise, feeling down, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, Laughter, mental health, mindfulness, mood boosters, music therapy, positive thinking, positivity, relaxation techniques, self love, self-care, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KaraokeCraft

#karaoke bar, crowd favorite, Entertainment, favorite song, Fun, go-to song, Karaoke, karaoke machine, karaoke night, KaraokeCraft, Lyrics, microphone, Music, night out, Party, Performance, playlist, sing-along, singing, talent, vocal

Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6308
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Ores Mined:	2813
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Runes Activated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2637

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	768450	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	7548
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6001	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4519
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Crops Grown:	2284	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

Accountability, African countries, African politics, Cameroon, current events, Government, government transparency, hidden, leadership, leadership crisis, Minecraft, missing leader, Mystery, News, political speculation, political turmoil, political uncertainty, president, PresidentialHideout, secrecy, Server, speculation, whereabouts, whereabouts unknown

So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

big nose, children, Conspiracy, criminal mastermind, distant island, Evil, HIDEOUT, hiding something, influent, island life, Kidnapper, king pig, Minecraft, Minions, Rich, rovio, secret, serfs, Server, Sinister, suspicious behavior, twisted plot, Villain, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5285	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7