lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world where russia is launching missiles and stuff. we have explosions too but they’re like, way more fun cuz u can blow up ur friends and stuff. plus, u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur base from incoming attacks. join now before putin tries to take over the server too!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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