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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 157
Zombie Dances: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Magical Moments Shared: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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