KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Gods Slained:	0

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Void Armor Forged:	18
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	3704	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Emeralds Found:	3438	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crops Grown:	2589

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Runes Activated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3409
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, comfort food, Cooking, Craft, DELICIOUS, Dinner, easy recipe, Epic, food pairing, garlic, healthy, Hearty, homemade soup, muscle soup, onion, Realms, recipe, soup and bread, sourdough bread, tomato dishes, tomato paste, tomato soup, white wine, wine

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Accidents, Accommodation, barking, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, chaotic, commands, compromise, dog, Emotional support, Energetic, event planning, family, Friends, Hyperactive, Minecraft, Party, pet-friendly, PupFree, selfish, Server, sister, social media, stress

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

GodAwfulActorMC SMP

abysmal acting, acting skills, amateur actor, atrocious actor, awful performance, bad performance, cringe-worthy actor, cringeworthy acting, disappointing actor, dreadful actor, god awful actor, GodAwfulActorMC, Hollywood flop, lackluster acting, laughable acting, overrated actor, smp, subpar actor, talentless actor, terrible acting, terrible actor performance, worst actor

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1037	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3573
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

Players:	105/800	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	63	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Towns Built:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Emeralds Found:	6778