KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

Adventure, building, Chill, Communication, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creativity, Exploration, Forgot, friendship, Fun, Gaming, glitch, hobby, Join, Kraken, McKraken, Minecraft, mojang, multiplayer, Patch, Relax, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ChillCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Rules	Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
Description	Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need Discord to join?	It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
Can I join if I prefer playing alone?	While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
How do I join the server?	Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, 6.0 details, CA future plans, Concept Art, devblog, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, PALS, Patch 5.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, PIXEL, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, Tactics, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TSD edition

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Items Found:	7619
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

+x, ◕‿◕, activism, aid, ame, Charity, Community, Development, donation, empowerment, humanitarian, Minecraft, Ngo, NGOs, non-governmental organization, Outreach, philanthropy, Pien, pixelated, relief efforts, smp, social work, Support, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Animals Bred:	79
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

moonrealms

Economy, Events, Fun, Heart, Levels, moonrealms, Store, Survival, Vanilla

a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2072	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

16X16K, Anti-Xray, betrail, BETRAYAL, Depends, Discord, Factions, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, Have Fun, hope to see you, Ip:, large community, LifeSteal, no cheats, Players, PvP, Server, Server Community, Small Community, SNACKS, snagging, Survival, unsuspecting, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
World Border	16X16K
Features	Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP address?

The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

3. What is the world border size on the server?

The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

4. What features does the server offer?

The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

5. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

6. What kind of community does the server have?

The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

8. How can I start playing on the server?

Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
New Chunks Explored:	651894	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Doge Coin Minecraft Server

2030, Altcoin, Blockchain, Buy, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGE coin, Financial, future potential, good time, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, now.., opportunity, profit, Sell, Server, speculation, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Breaker, civil rights, discrimination, harmful language, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racial violence, racism, smp, Social Issues, violence, White Supremacy

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

acceptance, BIZARRE, normal, odd, peculiar, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society, SocietySMP, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdNorms

Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyLifeChange

best decision, CraftyLifeChange, embracing change, embracing spontaneity, embracing uncertainty, following intuition, life changing, living authentically, living in the moment, making bold choices, new beginnings, personal growth, seizing opportunities, seizing the day, Self Discovery, spontaneous decision, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trusting instincts, trusting the process, unexpected outcomes

Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SkyMineIL

Afk, Areas, chests, Minecraft, Prison, Ranks, Server, SkyMineIL, Staff, Survival, unlock

Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

bedrock, border, Claims, Community, Cross-Play, cry, diamonds, disappear, Discord, gallery, java, Map, MinedHype, multiplayer, night, ONLINE, Public, rules, Server, Shops, Sleep, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Whitelist

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

Analysis, battle, better openings, blocky, box office, box office comparison, box office performance, box office success, comparison, film analysis, film comparison, film industry, film openings, Film Reviews, film success., Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie industry, movie openings, movie reviews, movie success., opening scenes, opening sequences, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	84
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.