yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 277
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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