yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Zombie Dances: 8
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210
Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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