yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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