yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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