yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Dragon Scales Harvested: 446 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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