yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY