yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Dragons Tamed: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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