yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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