yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 12
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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