yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
New Chunks Explored: 81999 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Star Shards Collected: 156
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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