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TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockBustersFamLove

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Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	149	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	4206	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

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Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	3339

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Emeralds Found:	3430	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GFreeloaderCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crops Grown:	9332	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Potions Brewed:	170	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NoHabitChangeMC

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Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1993
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

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So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	535350

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

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LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	248
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	3620	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	39032	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3