KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Bois and Derpy Dudes: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Noobs Alike

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server, where we promise you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LDAR or Not LDAR Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the age-old debate of pro-LDAR vs. anti-LDAR! Choose your side and fight for what you believe in, whether it’s mining every block in sight or avoiding any block that crosses your path.

Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mines Excavated:	2499	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PirateCraft: ONE PIECE Adventure

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the holy grail of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – we have players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).

So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers and Builders Find Common Ground

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Are you tired of feeling like a confused noob on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending challenge!

Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mineholo – Where Hololive idols mine diamonds and troll creepers in style!

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🤣 Are you tired of playing on boring old Rust servers where nobody even talks to each other? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the *insert outrageous server name* Minecraft server – where the hololive vtubers come to play and find love! 🥰

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨

So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RiceCraft: Where even fried rice is good for you!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a big ol’ bowl of delicious fried rice for your gaming soul!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.

So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	781916
Farms Harvested:	332	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers Watch the Fallout Series

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Are you tired of boring old America? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience a wacky version of the good ol’ US of A! We’ve got skyscrapers made of diamond blocks, creeper presidents running for office, and a secret underground base where aliens and zombies have formed a rock band together.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Emeralds Found:	7601
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

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Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AbuseCraft: Where Creepers Make You Wet and Tingly!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	5552	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Pointless Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7453	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!