come join our epic minecraft server where we make north korea look like a daycare center. we have so much fun that even kim jong un would be jealous. our players are so dedicated they even do political indoctrination in their sleep. we have crazy events like reenacting the missile launches and building giant statues of our fearless leader. join us and become a true north korean minecraft warrior. just watch out for the secret police, they might ban you for not praising the dear leader enough.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Animals Bred: 68 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
Astral Projections Made: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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