come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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