come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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