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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3953 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
so, like, ukraine is all like, yo, north koreans might have like, dipped out of the frontline or whatever. but like, who even knows, man? maybe they got lost in a mine shaft or something. but like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are filled with enchanted pickaxes and golden apples. so, like, why bother with real life drama when you can just chill with us and build a castle made out of cheese? come join us, bro, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
