KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Runes Activated: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!

    Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!
    Server URL
    Java mc.bucketry.net
    Bedrock mc.bucketry.net:19132

    Overview:

    Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world that’s more than just blocks? Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, or a farmer, Bucketry offers an experience like no other. Step into a world of adventure, creation, and community.

    What Makes Bucketry Different?

    • Custom Quests and Ranks with Purpose
    • Create Powerful Gear with Unique Enchantments
    • Choose Your Path—Master Professions and Skills
    • Build and Defend Your Kingdom
    • Farming, Mining, and Fishing Like Never Before
    • Discover Hidden Treasures and Epic Loot
    • Create a Thriving Economy

    What Will You Experience?

    • Community-Driven Events
    • Epic Quests with Real Stories
    • Master Your Resources, Maximize Your Time

    FAQ:

    Q: What makes Bucketry’s quests different?

    A: Quests in Bucketry are not just side tasks. They are part of your story, providing meaningful rewards, lore, and progression through ranks.

    Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

    A: Yes, there are hundreds of unique enchantments for armor and weapons to fit your playstyle.

    Q: Can I choose a profession?

    A: Yes, you can master professions like building, fighting, farming, and fishing to unlock new potential.

    Q: Can I design and expand my kingdom?

    A: Yes, you can build and defend your kingdom with custom tools and command mighty creatures to help you.

    Q: Are there enhanced farming, mining, and fishing systems?

    A: Yes, these systems in Bucketry offer new challenges and rewards to keep you engaged.

    Q: Is there a custom currency system?

    A: Yes, you can manage your own shops, trade with others, and establish wealth and influence in the economy.

    Begin Your Adventure Today – Bucketry Minecraft is more than just a game—it’s a world waiting for you to leave your mark. Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside a thriving community. The possibilities are endless, and your journey starts now.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Mines Excavated: 2804
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Enchantments Applied: 192
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

    Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

    Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1969 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Villages Defended: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PuppyVacayNoWay

    PuppyVacayNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

    Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

    So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1708 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyPoundsLost

    CraftyPoundsLost
    Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

    Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Zombie Dances: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server
    u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

    KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers
    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

    you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

    if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

    Deep Sea Tubeworms Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

    but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

    join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DupeLeo

    DupeLeo

    DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • cojis galaxy

    cojis galaxy

    A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2552
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

    Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]
    Server Name The Sildaris Wilds
    Version 1.20.1
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    Overview

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

    FAQ

    What is the theme of the server?

    The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

    What can players do on the server?

    Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

    Are there any upcoming updates or events?

    We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

    Is there a unique economy system on the server?

    Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4135 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Country Doctors Minecraft Server

    Country Doctors Minecraft Server
    Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5088
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

    Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

    Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

    Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 447
    Alien Abductions: 4 New Chunks Explored: 430785
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoFamNoProb17

    NoFamNoProb17
    Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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