KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Dragon Scales Harvested: 271 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

    Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]
    Server Name The Sildaris Wilds
    Version 1.20.1
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    Overview

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

    FAQ

    What is the theme of the server?

    The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

    What can players do on the server?

    Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

    Are there any upcoming updates or events?

    We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

    Is there a unique economy system on the server?

    Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Runes Activated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    New Chunks Explored: 684266 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Country Doctors Minecraft Server

    Country Doctors Minecraft Server
    Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 111 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

    Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

    Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

    Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NoFamNoProb17

    NoFamNoProb17
    Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • EvilCrafters United

    EvilCrafters United
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

    So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Crops Grown: 7359
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

    NovichokCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

    BloodCraft: Heroes Unite
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • QuiverMC

    QuiverMC

    Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6977 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Animals Bred: 192

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Puffton Corporation SMPs

    Puffton Corporation SMPs

    A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Runes Activated: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    FTB Quests
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

    Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

    A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 28 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Emeralds Found: 1953 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 6117

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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