KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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