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Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Defense, Democracy, east asia, Geopolitical, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, patriotism, poll, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tension, territorial dispute

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend our island against the evil china!! we have a secret weapon called the taiwanese tiger that shoots laser beams from its eyes to protect us from invaders. but beware, there are also giant pandas that roam the land and try to steal our diamonds. only the bravest players can survive on our server and become the ultimate warrior of taiwan. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyHolocaustHavoc

anti-semitism, commemoration, CraftyHolocaustHavoc, cultural heritage, education, Europe, Genocide, German city, historical sites, History, Holocaust victims, HUMAN RIGHTS, Jewish community, memorial, memorials, Nazi regime, persecution, Remembrance, Stumbling stones, Tragedy, world war II

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we uproot stumbling stones commemorating holocaust victims in german city!!! why u ask? cuz we gotz a quest where u gotta save da stones from evil zombies tryna destroy dem!!! u gotta build defenses, fight off mobs, and protect da stones at all costs!!! plus, we gotz a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot!!! join now for a wild and crazy adventure like no other!!! #savethestones #minecraftmadness

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Build C3PO in Minecraft

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, BUILD, C3po, futuristic, humanoid robot, innovation, Minecraft, robotics, robotics advancements, robotics applications, robotics capabilities, robotics design, robotics development, robotics engineering, robotics industry, robotics programming, robotics research, robotics technology, Sci Fi, Star Wars, Technology

yo, imagine this: on our server, we got the craziest redstone geniuses who could legit build a freakin’ C3PO from Star Wars. like, who needs real life when you can have a robot buddy in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the mad scientist crew who’s gonna take over the world with our epic creations. plus, we got a secret underground lair where we plot world domination while eating pizza and watching cat videos. don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure, join now and let’s rule the Minecraft universe together!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pickle Herring & Potatoes Minecraft Server

#whiteboy, culinary preferences, cultural food, dietary preferences, eating habits, food traditions, Healthy Eating, HERRING, herring recipes, meal frequency, meal planning, mealtime habits, Minecraft, Nordic cuisine, Pickle, pickled herring, potato dishes, Potatoes, Scandinavian cuisine, seafood, Server, traditional dishes

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of pickled herring and potato enthusiasts! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest pickled herring and potatoes in the land. But beware, the evil Potato King is always trying to steal our precious stash, so you must be on high alert at all times. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with salty snacks and spud-tacular adventures!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total chaos zone! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come join us and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember one rule: NO MILLY LMAO. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happened to Milly… 😂🐷🎉

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCreeperz

biden, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign relations, international affairs, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, peace talks, Politics, president, prime minister, RETALIATION, Speech, Tension, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and netanyahu as our admins, they speak in the chat and make epic announcements like “israel vows lethal retaliation against iran” but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight like a true warrior and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. plus, our secret underground base is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	228	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mirror Maze Mania

Mania, Maze, MIRROR

LOL come join dis server where all da mirrors be used cuz we be lookin fly af all da time! U wanna see urself in a mirror dat someone else already seen? well dis da place for u! We got mirrors for days, yo! Join now and see ur reflection in a whole new way! Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t wanna miss!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

World of Wackiness RP – The Server Where Everything is Broken But Hilarious!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Races and Factions
The Imeris Entente 👑
The Wildchoir 🌳

Cities
Azuverde 🏝️
Hythe 🏰

The World 🗺️
An enormous custom map, populated with over 50 unique wildlife mobs, gorgeous biomes dotted with strange ruins and interesting vistas.

Role-Playing 🎭
As a roleplay server, you will be playing a character of your own design! Pick from our various races and classes.

How To Join:

Join our Discord server here, or via the join tab of our website. Information on each of the races can be found there as well!

Read our Rules

Fill in our short application

Get Whitelisted, then download the modpack and resource pack

Play!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the BWRP Minecraft server about?	The server is a role-playing server utilizing the Mod Figura where players form characters and tell immersive stories in the world of Nebelloren.
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord server or visit the website and follow the steps to fill out an application, get Whitelisted, and download the necessary mods.
Are there specific rules for playing on the server?	Yes, you can read the rules on the website to understand the guidelines for behavior and interaction on the server.
What races and factions are available in the game?	There are two main factions, The Imeris Entente and The Wildchoir, each made up of different races such as Dwarves, Elves, Humans, Orcs, Halflings, and more.
What cities can players explore in Nebelloren?	There are two main cities, Azuverde and Hythe, each with its own unique characteristics and cultures.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Work Ethic Warriors Minecraft Server

AMBITION, Anime, Character development, Dedication, determination, discipline, dragon ball z, ethic, goku, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Potential, power, Server, strength, success, Training, Vegeta, Warriors, work, work ethics

Welcome to our Minecraft server where players have the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta! Imagine mining for diamonds with the determination of a Saiyan warrior, or building epic structures with the power of Super Saiyan strength.

Join us and witness epic battles between players as they unleash their inner Saiyan powers to conquer the land. You’ll never know what crazy power-ups or transformations you might unlock while exploring our server.

So come join us and see just how strong you can become with the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Saiyan master of Minecraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3564	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3