KimJongCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Emeralds Found:	5415
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cherrys Land

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Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SibCraft: Building Bonds

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Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Animals Bred:	172
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

2030, Attack, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Geopolitics, German intelligence, global conflict, international relations, Military, military aggression, Military analysis, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, potential conflict, RedstoneRush, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning, threat assessment

lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SirenCraftIsrael

ALERT, central Israel, civilians, Conflict, Defense, emergency, fear, gaza, Hamas, Israel, major cities, MIDDLE EAST, Protection, rocket attack, Safety, SECURITY, SirenCraftIsrael, sirens, Terrorism, violence, War

Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

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come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Raven Craft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Chattanet

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Chattanet, Community, competitive, Dungeons, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Leaderboards, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, pillars of fortune, Skyblock, team-up, TNT Lobbers, TNT Tag, Ultimate

Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37