LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 New Chunks Explored: 283226

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Mines Excavated: 3150
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9662 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Farms Harvested: 895
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Emeralds Found: 2998

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3295 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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