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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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