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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 3830 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
New Chunks Explored: 225131 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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