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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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