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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 5326 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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