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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ores Mined: 2232 Falling into the Void: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
Crops Grown: 4613 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Runes Activated: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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