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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Gods Slained: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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