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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 18 Runes Activated: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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