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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1601 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 295 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!